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Here before you know stands Ooka, still alive after his terrible accident which turned him from man into ape. That's right, ladies! Beneath this matted fur and thick skin, a highly refined individual who could once shoot a gun and paint a pretty picture is trapped. He cannot get out! And now with his coarse tongue, his clumsy hands and stupid feet, he can no longer do delicate man things. Ooka is no longer a man, yet he is no longer the gorilla he appears to me. Man will not treat Ooka as man; Gorilla will not treat Ooka as Gorilla. How can Ooka be happy? Kill Man, Ooka! Kill Man! Kill Gorilla! Kill, Ooka. Kill...

I was captured by a group of apes
disguised as a group of men
They came into my window and took me away with them
We flew in a plane in the sky and landed in a tree
The apes took off all my clothes
and put a gorilla suit on me

But it wasn't just a suit! Oh no!
'Twas a surgical operation!
Now since I've had this costume on
I can't get it off my person!
Oo! Ah! Ee!

They told me I was King King King, kinger than any man
They told me I was twice as strong
and my dick now twice as long
They said that I could kill, kill, kill
with complete impunity
Cuz almost no one ever heard of an ape murdering!

See there's a big conspiracy to rearrange the species
To turn gorillas into men
and put the men back in the trees
But I've got a lot of business on my mind
a lot of motherfucking monekyshine
And there's one trick I'm about to play--
I'm gonna wipe out the whole human race!
Oo! Ah! Ee!

Ooka thought the man inside of him was still a tender man
and so he tried to make friends with the people
before he killed them
maybe then he would not want to kill them

He went up to a lady and he said,
"Hey lady! Hey lady! Hi! Hi!"
But the lady did not like him
She was afraid of him

Ooka fools the dogs, but he cannot fool a woman
But what about the gorilla woman?
Ooka is afraid she will know his skin is artificial
and his eyes don't glow

He went to a lady gorilla and said,
"Hey lady! Hey lady! Hi! Hi!"
But she was afraid of him too

So, Ooka, now you know. There's nothing you can do to make people like you. You're ugly, Ooka. You're hairy and you're dumb. You will never be a Man, again. You can talk, but you've lost the brain cells necessary to form intelligent thoughts. Go to the Gorillas, Ooka. Perhaps you could manage to rise to the top of their society, even with your limited brain powers and artifical appearance. There's no place for you here, Ooka. Go. Go. Go, Ooka.

Yesterday was good!
I was the smartest creature on the planet
Then the human came and took that away from me

He ate us, and he ate our brains!

The human is a hairless degenerate
He is not a native of this planet
I was once a member of his tribe
So I know he does not deserve to live

Human, stay away from me, please
I hate your human smell and grief
You're too pretty and kind and weak for me
I hate humans and all human things

Human I came to show you
I'm not like your mama told you
I'm big and dark and mean, it's true
But your mama forgot to tell that I hate you

Human what you doing still here?
I'm tired of your pity and your fear
Don't you know I'm going to kill you if you come near
Human get away from here!


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